Driving home from school, stopped at a light
Max: mommy, that dog right there is peeing
Me: because he had to pee
Max: *pause*. Mommy?
Max: he was lifting his leg, which means he’s a boy dog
Moment of silence
Me: they squat down
Max: hmm. Do you squat down?
Me: no I sit on the toilet
Max: because you pee out of your butt?
Me: *silence* ( i am going to let this question pass for now)
Max: did ralphie lift his leg? (ralphie being our former dog)
30 seconds of blissful silence
Max: how do dog’s poop?
It’s just endless