Max. 5 years old. An awesome sleeper. Stubborn as shit. Smiles a lot yet still throws out of control tantrums when he hears “no” or doesn’t get his way. Totally hilarious.
Zoe. 2 years old. A tragic sleeper. Shrieks at inappropriate moments. Spills constantly. Surgically attached to mom.
I’m convinced both are clinically insane.